Third one in the misheard lyrics + critical theory series (after this and this). This new one is really, really weird. If you don't believe me, look at the tags. You've been warned.
Magma Misheard Lyrics: Philosophy War! on FunnyOrDie.com
Note: It's also available on YouTube here, but I've embedded the version with better sound quality.
Note 2: This one is a theoretical key to the other two. Uh oh!